Flat Earth

I googled Flat Earth theory because some asshole on YouTube said it’s where Bruce Lee got his powers from. I wasn’t expecting that it literally meant the world is flat.

There are hundreds of video’s about the earth being flat.  Books and blogs written about it.  I’ve never heard of a more crazier, zanier conspiracy theory than this.

Supposedly the North Pole is in the center of our flat earth and Antartica is the border that holds us all in and circles the diameter.  It’s actually really cool if you think about it.

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This explains why planes aren’t allowed to fly over Antartica and why the military won’t let anyone go passed a certain point.

The sun and moon are the same size, satellites are fake, stars are fake, not to mention the moon landing, we’re all under one massive dome like in the movie The Truman Show.  The earth doesn’t spin or rotate, everything revolves around us.

I’m not a believer in the earth being flat mainly because of my iPhone app that shows where all the stars and satellites are even if they’re below me.  Are the app makers in on the conspiracy too?

They have arguments for everything but can’t explain a simple app on my phone.  My phone which has more computing power than the Apollo spacecraft.

But this one guy in particular has a cool theory….none of his other cohorts mentioned it.

His theory is that the earth is smeared, superimposed just like with particles and waves.  Waves are broken down when measured, they are broken down into particle form.  This guy says the earth is flat until we look at it.  It’s a flat wave of possibilities when we turn our heads away.

Forget about the world being flat, let’s take a look at time.

Physic’s can prove that past, present and future exists at this very moment simply by utilizing Einstein’s theory of relativity.

If aliens are viewing us from lightyears away, they will see our planet as it was before dinosaurs came into existence. However, if those same aliens start heading towards our planet while continuing to view us, time will fast-forward and they will see into our future. Maybe like the doppler effect? Time slows when you move away from the object you’re viewing, but speeds up and condenses when you move towards it at light speed?

I don’t know, I’ve watched a ton of YouTube vid’s about time and they can explain it better than I can.  I don’t understand the math of it, but according to them, time can fast forward or go in reverse depending on where you are in space while looking at earth.  On whether you’re coming towards it or going away, and the math and the experiments are all there to prove it.  That all time exists simultaneous.

That’s more mind-blowing to me than having a flat earth.  Who cares about a flat earth when my future can be seen by extraterrestrials?  They can watch us like a DVD with a fast forward and rewind button.  We can be stacked on their shelves with hundreds of other DVD’s depicting the beginnings and endings of numerous worlds.

A class taught at their alien high school would be “The Past, Present, and Future of our universe 101” and earth will be one of the DVD’s they play on movie day.  The little alien children love movie day.   They rest their heads and close their eyes.  They zone out or pass secret notes to each other.

I personally believe in the hologram theory.  Aliens are merely viewing our hologram, it’s not actually real what they’re seeing.  We’re not actually real.  Even at this present moment.

Let’s view it from another angle (I have gobs of time these days).

Ok, we all have DNA, right? DNA is a blueprint of everything that we are down to our personality types and mood swings. What’s printed in our DNA is predestined to happen to our bodies sooner or later.

So let’s say (for analogy purposes) DNA is the originator, and your body is the hologram emitted from the DNA originator.  Your body is a hologram because there’s something on the inner that we cannot see, orchestrating everything on the outer that we can see.

So that means the DVD about earth is the outer observation of it, it doesn’t depict the inner.  It doesn’t show the DNA portion of it.  It only depicts the likely probability of our outcome, and not the actual.

If this is true, there are multiple, infinite dimensions occupying the same space as us, using our same resources (which are also holograms).

It’s like a ship that sailed over the horizon, you can still see it because gravity refracts the light from it, but it’s not really there.  The light originates from somewhere else.

The reason I came to this conclusion is because even our DNA can be altered with what we believe.  People suffering from severe cases of multiple personality disorder can change their eye color depending on who they are at the time.  Their hologram body can’t be mapped out with their DNA since they can change it at will.  There only exists probability.  And there’s an infinite number of them.

Take for instance, the double slit experiment.

With the double slit experiment, when one single particle is fired out at a time, no matter how many times they fire one particle with absolutely zero interference from it’s brethren to get in its way, it’ll always act like a wave thereby interfering with only itself.  It splits up and the multitude of possibilities interferes with its ultimate ending location.

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What does this mean?!!!!  Oh god I don’t know!  It’s ending location is guided by the laws of probability?

The picture above shows how a particle acts in wave form.  When the experimenter isn’t watching or measuring each particle, it acts like water.  Even if particles are fired out of the machine one at a time, still water.

But when the particle is being observed, it looks more like this:  Two lines of light for two slits.

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I’m getting transfixed again…..oh shit.

And….it…..won’t…..stop…….

Maybe our souls are in wave form?  And our bodies are in particle?  Oh god it’s just too much for my little brain.  Too much.

So when aliens look at us from a distance, whether it be our past or future they see, it’ll look like a wave form.  All possibilities taking place at the same time.  All dimensions gathered together in one, but consciousness can’t grasp this concept so the wave must be broken down by the viewer, the aliens who’re looking at us.  The time dimension they see is completely by random.

I need a break from this.  I’m hungry.  I haven’t eaten all day.

Whenever I dig money out of my bra and throw it on my desk at the end of the day, I look at it and you know what I think?  “Gee, I wonder how much food I can buy with that.”

It’s always about food.  I freaking love it.  My brothers dog loves it too.  He got his Bark Box in the mail today and went nuts for it.  Now he’s depressed because he ate his treat for this month and has to wait until next month to get another.

He got a new toy too so he dragged it up on my bed with him, but it’s not enough to satiate him.

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I get depressed after eating something spectacular if I’m not completely full from it.  And I get depressed after doing something fun if I’m not completely worn out from it after.

As long as I’m full, and as long as I’m exhausted, I’m happy.  It’s queer when you think about it.  How most Americans work their tails off because they feel like they’re accomplishing something by being exhausted all the time and fed all the time.  And they’re too exhausted and too busy to know what they’re really missing.

Our brains tell us that exhaustion and fullness equals completeness, or satisfaction.  So we keep striving to reach that point over and over again.  At least I do anyway.  And my brothers dog too.

I got a pedicure.  My toes look pretty amazing don’t you think?  I guess that’s another one we strive for….satisfaction in looks.  It’s a new one to me, never much cared for it before I started getting fat.

I had my chin and upper lip lasered a few weeks ago and now I have zero hair on my face.  It took only that one visit.  10 minutes and $200 of my time and money.

I’m going to order take-out, come back home and watch a movie or something and I’ll continue this post later.

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What about our past?  Is that a hologram too?  To the aliens, yes.  But to us, it’s our story.  It’s what makes us unique.

I think about this stuff because I want to write a time travel book one day.

The only way anyone can grasp the concept of past, present and future plus all possibilities existing simultaneously is to experience emptiness.  That’s the only way.  And I experienced it for two seconds!  It’s actually real.  What’s out there in the universe, it’s in us too.

As for the Flat Earth people……

They want the world to wake up, for us to open our eyes.  To show us that we’re brainwashed and led to believe everything we’re told by the masses.  And I love that about them, but they’re essentially becoming their own worse enemy.  The eyes wide shut type.  They don’t want to listen to reason, just that they’re the new messiah exposing truth and liberating us.  I’m pretty sure the flat earth people are all religious zealots, which is fine but, whatever.

This one guy on YouTube sounds completely sane and rational.  Down to earth with a level head.  But if you dig around looking for ANYTHING, you’re going to find it thanks to the law of 5’s.  No matter how ridiculous it may be, you’re going to find it.

Here’s his video:

 

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