This Poor Boring S.O.B

My employee shortened her hours so now she gets out before 6PM everyday.  FML.

So I’m taking her nightly clients that would otherwise be hers.  I’m saving about $400 a month in doing so, but is it worth the effort?

It’s like I’m not in the business of making money.  I’m in the saving money business, not making.  That’s what it feels like.

Oh shit I spent all day thinking it was Friday and it’s only Thursday!  I have a weekly client that comes in every Friday and he came in today instead.  Threw me all off.  My life is so boring right now that yes, this was worth a mention.

Still though, the only thing I can think about these days is my debt.

I told you I was $40,000 deep, but I’m actually $50,000.  I added it all up at the end of last month and yeah, $50 grand total.

Everything would be fantastic money-wise, otherwise.  I’d have enough to buy a decent size house in a nice neighborhood if I really saved up for it.

The build-up of interest for $50,000 of debt is incalculable.  Well, it’s calculable but I haven’t tallied that number up yet.  Paying off one bill at a time is the only option if I want to get out of this mess.  Spreading it out to pay them down all at once would be a mistake.  It’ll never happen in my lifetime.

Let’s say I’m paying 15% interest on $50,000 a month.  That’s $7500 extra I’m paying a month.  I’m not actually paying that much in interest, but as you can see, impossible to pay off even if it’s only $2000 of interest.  This is why my debt isn’t going  down.  Even though I spend thousands a month towards it.

Don’t feel bad for me though, I have a plan to pay it off in a timely manner.  One bill at a time.  This time next month I’ll be $45,000 in debt and 15% of that is only 6,750.

By June I’ll be $40,000 in debt.  That’s my goal at least, before finally hearing: remaining balance of your debt is written off.  Then it snowballs from there.  Like domino’s.

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It’s a couple days later.  My back is killing me.

Are we seriously voting Trump into office?  He reminds me of Biff from Back to the Future.  In the second movie when billionaire Biff turned Marty McFly’s hometown into a casino, gang infested heavy metal slum.

“This is the future?  Aw no no no DOC!”  Marty looks at his watch.  Grabs for his hover board.

Trump will declare war on ISIS by proclaiming he will kill one-by-one all of their family members.

Trump – “They want the rest of the world to die but not their own family.  That’s where we get them.”

This is true, he actually said that.

ISIS will bomb us days after the election.  The states will turn into an ash heap of history.

Trump will try to rebuild America the best way he know’s how.  Through a maligned infrastructure with making money at its top.

Casino’s and high-rises abound.  Drugs and loose women making babies.

Abortion will be illegal, so the unwanted babies will grow up spreading terror and vandalism as has happened in documented factual history according to Freakanomics.

Then the trump casino’s will go bankrupt and America dries up like an old coal miners ghost town.  The casino/drug/unwanted babies will turn into warlords fighting for resources.  Cell phones and electricity a thing of the past.  Rape, more babies, starvation.

China will swoop in to save us from ourselves while Mexicans climb over the Trump wall into the states to clean our filthy war torn land.

There you have it.  Mexico and China will be our saviors.  They will call our new country Mexina, or Chinexico.

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One response to “This Poor Boring S.O.B

  1. If that’s the way it’s going down I’m putting my vote in for “Chinexico”.

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