I wrote about my friend Henry a while ago. He’s the poor guy who lived in a ramshackle apartment and had his mom bring him McDonalds for supper every night.
He was in a dire situation then, so it seemed. Rock bottom from my perspective but no, not rock bottom. Now he’s at rock bottom. Or at least I hope it’s rock bottom this time.
He’s been living in the woods behind my house for the past 6 weeks!
I’m supposed to see him tomorrow. It’s so weird how he’s back in my life now of all times – right after writing a post about how I’ll never help anyone who refuses to help themselves. It figures of all times he picks now to call me. It’s just his luck.
In the meantime, I have to prepare for my trip to Thailand. Prepare my business and employee’s, train a new therapist, go to Minnesota to see an old friend for thanksgiving, pick up the slack from my employee who gave me a weeks notice and dropped 4 days off her schedule, and go to the Thai embassy in New York to apply for a visa. I leave on December 6. Well, technically it’s December 7 at 2 am when I start my travels. Which gives me 11 days to do everything in.
I’m staying 6 days over the 30 day allowance they give visitors to Thailand. I went on a Trip Advisor forum today and asked what I should do. One guy told me I may not be able to leave the states if I’m staying over 30 days without a visa.
The closest embassy is in New York, an hour and 44 minutes away from my house….and processing time takes two days which means I’ll have to go back there.
Damn I just want to leave already. 11 days!
Tomorrow I have to pick up my malaria pills which are $120, get two photo ID’s taken at CVS, go to the bank to get $300 in thai money, massage a client, I’m supposed to see Henry, I really need to visit my friend who just had surgery and keeps texting me to visit her, have keys made for my new employee….Go to Stop & Shop for tissues and toilet paper for work.
I hate having stuff to do. Why do people purposely stay busy? Why? It sucks!
I told my parents and my brother about Henry. I asked them if Henry is stuck outside a homeless shelter with no beds left, can he crash here? My mom said it’s up to my brother and my brother said no.
The sensor light attached to the shed in our backyard won’t turn off. My mom thinks Henry is out there. My brother went and locked the shed up for the first time ever today. My mom thinks Henry is locked inside it. That’s why the light won’t turn off.
Some guy I know gave me a matchbox…..
Him – “I want you to bring this to Thailand.”
He hands me a matchbox with no other instructions on what to do with it. I thought they were waterproof emergency matches.
Me – “What’s this?”
Him – “My dog.”
Me – “Ummm, your dog? You mean his ashes?”
Him – “Yeah.”
Me – “You want me to spread your dogs ashes in Thailand?”
Him – “Yes. Please.”
Me – “Why don’t you spread them in Alaska?”
Him – “I am.”
I shook the box and a bunch of ashes fell out of it.
I’m tempted to throw the box away. I’m horrible. But I hardly know the guy and I have different beliefs than he does.
I don’t care where the hell my ashes end up. It be cool if they ended up in my hometowns water supply (before filtration of course), but other than that I don’t give a shit so why should I care about ashes from a dog I never met owned by a strange guy I hardly know?
I better catch some zzzz. It’s late.
And the odyssey of my life continues…..