Me – “How long do you think I can get away with wearing these pajamas without washing them?”
I was referring to my footie pajamas.
Dad – “They’re going to get stinky.”
Me – “I wear clothes underneath them. It’s like a big jacket and we don’t wash jackets.”
I can rationalize anything.
Today I’m wearing the same outfit I wore for the past three days.
I don’t understand what the big deal is. If something still smells clean, why wash it? Americans are all a bunch of self-righteous judgmental obsessive compulsives.