Massage Ruminations

“Hi, I’m Melanie and I’m a massage therapist.”

Group – “Welcome Melanie, it’s nice to meet you.”

Group – “Please have a seat.  Tell us a little about yourself.”

Me – “Okay, thanks.  Um, well, people in my profession tend to be very sensitive, kind people, and we’re open to give massages to just about anyone.”

The group nods in understanding.

Me – “But I don’t like massaging assholes.”

Group chuckles in agreement.

Me – “Not mine or anybody else’s.”

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