Obama and the Zombie Apocalypse

English: Barack Obama delivers a speech at the...

English: Barack Obama delivers a speech at the University of Southern California (Video of the speech) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I had a super weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was in college taking chemistry and math classes. I was happy and loving school. But then the school turned into a prison and the prison was under attack by Barack Obama and his army of bandits. He told us that no one will get hurt as long as we put all our money in a safe so he can take it all at once.

The prison had good people in it.  There were students trapped in it and I was one of them.  We put all our money in a safe and ran away from it except for a few brave souls who decided to stay with the money to make sure Obama kept his word that no one will get injured.

I was not one of the brave souls, I ran and looked for an exit.  I ran down long corridors, found myself in storage rooms looking for a window, a vent to slip in, an underground passage.

Student – “He’s here!  Obama is here and he’s killing everyone!”

Obama taken the money, but went on a killing spree anyway.  He was killing all the people who stayed with the safe.

Student – “We have to go back and help the others!  We have to go back!”

No one listened.  Instead the other students pretended nothing was wrong and continued about their business in complete denial.  They didn’t even run or look for an exit.

There was no way I was going to go back.  I was unarmed and could hear the people screaming.  It would be idiotic to go back to be slaughtered.

I found a window and climbed out.  I ran out of the building and passed a film crew.  A reporter was there interviewing people who escaped.

Distressed woman – “Obama is in there killing everyone!  Help them!”

Reporter – “Don’t be ridiculous.  That’s absurd.”

Me – “She’s not lying!”

I ran away and found myself in a broken down city torn by mayhem.  It was the zombie apocalypse and people were changing into killers.

This is when I woke up, went to the bathroom, came back in my bedroom (locked my door), and went back to sleep.

I fell back into my dream.

A group of young teenagers were unaffected by the zombie virus.  They were scared and had nowhere to run.

Me – “I know of a safe place.  Follow me.”

For some reason I thought the prison was the safest place.  Obama wasn’t there anymore to wreak havoc and there were guards and security everywhere.

I taken them there for safety and we were placed into safe rooms with other terrified people.

I can’t remember anything else.  There was a lot more to the dream, but I forgot it.  I woke up sweaty and tangled in my sheets.

I don’t know why it had to be Obama doing the killing.  I always dream of him and he’s always the bad guy in my dream.  I have nothing against him in real life and I hardly ever think about him.


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4 responses to “Obama and the Zombie Apocalypse

  1. My kids and I actually attended one of his rallies before he was elected. We were indifferent to him and the rest of the corporate-backed candidates (even more so after seeing him: never have I heard someone say so little with such gravitas). We could probably have an actual donkey and an actual elephant running at this point. The results would be the same.

    Anyway, interesting dream. I tend to have weird ones, too. FWIW I didn’t like Bush, either, although I can’t say I’ve had any presidents in my dreams. I think the super secret secret service keeps them away from my head. 😉

    • I feel the same way about elephants running the country. They can totally do it! I keep my head out of politics because its the one thing in life that gives me so much frustration and aggrivation that I have to distance myself from it or I’ll be angry all the time. Maybe my dream fortells my distain and distrust of politicians.

      • Yes, I would say that’s a fair interpretation. I think the unconscious mind absorbs things like NDAA, drone attacks made by a Peace Prize winner and it has an effect similar to eating bad shellfish. Maybe we should let dolphins run the place instead of elephants? They have big brains and seem friendly. Besides, think of all the bad “on porpoise” jokes we could make. Then again, I’m thinking they’ll be zapped away by spaceships in a dolphin rapture a la Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy any day now. 😉

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