Dirty Sanchez

The Truth About Poop

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I don’t talk about sex much with my friends.  I figure they don’t want to hear about it, and it’s not polite to discuss the pro’s and con’s of a dirty sanchez over dinner. I mean, is it sexy to have a poop mustache?  Are there benefits to it that I’m unaware?  Wouldn’t it attract fly’s to my face?

No, I have never had a dirty sanchez or any other sex involving my poop, or anybody else’s poop for that matter.  My idea of a fun night in the sack is to eat popcorn and channel surf while my boyfriend goes down on me.  I don’t mind being nude, but some snuggly flannel pajama’s would be a nice touch.  No part of that scenario involves fecal matter.  It can, however, involve Xbox.

But what I’m wondering about is, do people actually perform Cleveland steamers?  Is it a real thing?  And do girls openly talk about these topics with their friends so they can compare stories and take notes?

“There’s nothing in the world that compares to getting your chest crapped on girls, you gotta try it!  Can one of y’all braid my hair?”

Is this how girls talk to each other?

Maybe I’m just prude, but I don’t talk like that.  I would have trouble with doing something as easy as playing the rusty trombone.

At least I can say I can still kiss my mother with this mouth.  I shouldn’t touch her though.

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2 responses to “Dirty Sanchez

  1. Holly

    When people talk about sex they dont talk about it as you are imagining it! I dont know anyone who has had a dirty sanchez or rusty trombone! lol. I think it is healthy to talk about it, you should once in a while 🙂

    • Okay, you can start the conversation cause I don’t know how to start it.
      Me – “Soooooo, what about those penis’s, huh? They are somethin’ else.”
      I’m relieved to know you never had a dirty sanchez. The rusty trombone is pretty gross, but I wouldn’t judge you for that one. But I would definitely laugh if you had poop on your face. lol.
      Anytime you want to share your sex stories, please feel free – I’m all ears!

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