You want what massaged?

I massaged a Russian woman today who wanted me to massage her from the waist down – the naval down.

“Umm…you want your stomach massaged?”

“Just here down.”  She spoke in a Russian accent and pointed to her naval. 

Honestly, it didn’t make any sense.  People get their legs massaged, and some people want their abdomen massaged, they are two separate things.  I don’t know how to massage half a stomach. 

She wanted to lay on her back for the whole massage, just wanting her legs, feet, arms, and somehow the lower half of her stomach.  I draped the sheet in a way that would make it impossible to reveal anything as small as a pubic hair, and pushed the sheet up over her hips to show the side of her stomach.  I did my best to do what she said and whatever I did, she liked.

I’m tired.  I couldn’t fall asleep last night.  I was thinking I should go to college, and I made up this huge fantasy about me attending college for pharmacology and then finding a cure for cancer.  It was a big long story that I concocted and it kept me awake all night.

Anyway, I’m going to try to enroll in September.  I’m not totally gun-ho about it, but I would choose college life for 6 years rather than a lifetime of weird people wanting weird massages.


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13 responses to “You want what massaged?

  1. Steph

    Lol that is creepy gross! I hate anyone touching my stomach let alone massage it!! Good for you for going to school!!! I’m proud of you!

  2. Well, I have a lot to do before enrollment, like taking the stupid Sat’s over. If I score high on my sat’s I’m hoping they will over-look my crappy gpa from high school. Throwing a rager at my house the day before the big exam was a bad idea.

  3. Steph

    Lol I know right!!!!! Holly was the only one to go home early and study!!!! The party was way worth not scoring well haha

    • Yes I agree. And I knew I wasn’t going to college right away, I never cracked a book to study for it so I firgure I would just take it over again when I have to.

  4. Steph

    Good luck! You can do it!

  5. Holly

    Ok chicka’s lets get something straight – I went home during that party but it wasn’t to study for the SAT’s. I went home around 10:30 – 11; I had to get some sleep before I woke up at 7! And Mel- it doesnt matter that you didnt go to school – your really good at what you do (even if you get creepy clients that like their lower abdoment rubbed)!

    • I don’t care if I’m good at what I do. I don’t want to do it forever. I don’t like it that much. And I dont care that I didn’t go to school either, but I think it will be good for me, don’t you think so? Do you think I shouldn’t bother?

      • Holly

        I always thought you should go to school – especially for something like writing or philosophy! you need to find something that you love to do 🙂

        • Yeah I do, unfortunately massage is not it. If I was really passionate about it, I would’ve tried a little harder to start my own business instead of giving up.

      • Holly

        You’re not giving up, when you go to school, you are just starting a new chapter in your life. I believe the average person changes careers 5 times. So…if we count, customer service (bloomingdales), retail (dress barn), waitressing, massage therapy, and the one your destined to have in the future – your right on track! And you’ll eventually find something that you will love to do 🙂

  6. brie brie

    go to somewhere like tunxis or naugatuck and get all your prerequisites done then transfer. also, i don’t think you need to take the SAT’s for community college, so one less think to worry about. they are a lot cheaper so you will not rack up tons of college loans too.

    • Thats a good idea. I’m definitely going for it. I have absolutely nothing to lose by going back to school, except going on vacations with you guys. You will have to take a big cardboard cutout of me with you and take pictures of me having fun.

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