Swamp butt for Christmas

It’s Christmas eve at Starbucks.  I had to wake up at 6:30 am so I can be in work for 8:45.  I’m sorry, but who get’s a 90 minute massage at nine in the morning on Christmas eve?  Shouldn’t they be at home enjoying their family or some crap?

Speaking of crap, my last client smelled like it.  It was bad.  Who gets a 90 minute massage at nine in the morning Christmas eve and not wash their ass?  Am I being unreasonable?  Is it too selfish of me to ask for a clean ass client?  A clean ass client on Christmas eve? 

Please wash your asses people for the love of God – for the love of baby Jesus, the wise men and the sheep – wash your asses on this sacred day.

I have to go back for a two-hour massage.  It’s the last thing I want to do right now, especially after swamp butt guy.

Just three more hours and then four days off.  I can make it.

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One response to “Swamp butt for Christmas

  1. woh I am happy to find this website through google.

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