This and That

Okay, I wasn’t going to say anything, but I can’t stop thinking about Aj’s friend Matt.  Aj was the guy I went on the Petit ‘Ride for Justice’ with – Matt was his friend that came along and road with us.

Matt is 57 years old and dating a girl 33 years younger than he is which makes her 24.  That’s a large age gap, but the thing that really got to me was that he said he been with her for 8 years.  What!??  So that made her 16 when they started dating, and he was 49. 

Then he started telling me about his friend who’s into really young girls;

Matt – “We would be sitting in dunkin’ donuts and these young girls would come in and walk by, and he would say ‘oh damn, if I was their age…..’

Me – “How old were these girls?”

Matt- “He likes the teenagers, you know, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve-teen, eleven-teen.”

Judging from the type of company Aj keeps, it made me think that he had ulterior motives for inviting me on the charity ride.  He was treating me like I was his date.  He has to be in his 60’s – at least.  The thought never even crossed my mind that he liked me like that.  I went to school with his daughter!  It’s just not going to happen Aj.


My parents are leaving Friday to go somewhere for my moms birthday.  They are leaving on the day Robert takes his 16 hour shower.  I don’t know what’s going to happen, but it aint gonna be pretty.  It’s the smell that sets me off (from Robert doing god-knows-what with his crap).  I’m going to completely freak out – absolutely positively 100% freak – da – fuck – out. 

So you have that entry to look forward to.  This is all going down tomorrow night when I get home from work. 

Last week when I came home, my house smelled like an adult dirty diaper dump on a hot day.  It smelled like a mexican port-o-potty on cinco de mayo.  Even the birds won’t fly near that shit. 


I want to make an amendment to my Annoying Woman at Work entry.  She’s not that bad as long as I don’t have to do a couple’s massage with her.  I actually kind of like her otherwise.  I feel like I can be myself around her and she won’t judge me for my many quirks because she has so many herself.  And she can make me smile.  People that make me smile automatically have a place in my heart.

I should get back to work.  I have three more clients to rub down.


Filed under My OCD cousin who wants to kill me, Uncategorized

2 responses to “This and That

  1. Steph

    DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is disturbing…
    who is his daughter?

    Come to MN tonight then you won’t have to deal with OCDC…….
    i’m throwing Brian a surprise 40th 🙂

    • Her name is Stephanie too, she’s a year younger than us so I dont think you would know her. My parents might not be leaving after all. Robert only stinks up the place when they’re gone so they never believe me about the smell. It’s like I’m the only one who seen a ghost and everyone thinks I’m crazy, except instead of a ghost, it’s crap.

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