Okay, this is spooky. I set up an online account with Verizon wireless a while ago so I can quickly pay my bill. I just logged in tonight and noticed that they changed my name to ass!
It’s supposed to say ‘Welcome Melanie’, not ‘Welcome ass.’
I don’t know what to make of it. I certainly didn’t do it – I wouldn’t know how to do it. It had to be some joker working at Verizon. Possibly someone I know. I think it’s funny. If I called to complain about it, that would be a comical conversation.
“Why are you people calling me an ass?”
“An ass! An ass! Your website is calling me an ass!”
How did they know?