All I need is one more follower!

And I’ll be crowned the victor with having earned 200 adoring fans.

200 followers in 3 years which brings me up to be the 6,000,000 most popular site on the net (the plan-net!) out of a possible 649 million (462 million are inactive which leaves us with 187 million but that’s neither here nor there).

Do you know what all this means?  I’m going viral baby yeah!

So come one come all to the over-sharing spectacle of that which I call my life.  And despite popular belief, no I am not a narcissist.  I’m too busy being awesome!

There’s a 50/50 chance this post will gain me one new follower, and a 10% chance of that happening.
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2 responses to “All I need is one more follower!

  1. Aphrodite

    hmmm, maybe I’m your 200th follower…?

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