The China Buffet

A Chinese buffet restaurant in the United Stat...

A Chinese buffet restaurant in the United States of America (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My Mom calls me from her cell phone.

Mom – “Me and your Father are sick.”

Me – “Why what’s wrong?”

Mom – “We ate bad food at the China buffet.”

Me – “Oh geez.”

Mom – “Your Dad has stomach pains and I have the runs.  We’re not going back to that place.”

Me – “That stinks.”

Mom – “We’re bringing you home some.”

Me – “What?  Why?!  You guys got sick!”

Mom – “No, no they made it fresh.  We made sure.”

I’m eating it now.  Shrimp and scallops.  I’ll take my chances.

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